Fox News Anchor Declares Trump The Winner And Humanity A Big Loser

Fox News Anchor Declares Trump The Winner And Humanity A Big Loser

Fox News recently declared that anyone who testifies before Congress is a big, whiny baby and a total loser. And if they are for the pandemic, they are against Trump.

Or vice versa. We aren’t sure. Maybe they mean if you are FOR humanity, you are against the current prez.

Following in Fox New’s footsteps are major league baseball teams and the NFL. Athletes and coaches will cheer for the opposing teams in order to be on the right side and for themselves. Sportscasters can do what they want. Fans will walk out if their team wins.

The whole thing has been very confusing for ball players, as the ban on spitting has forced them to swallow instead, which uses up most of their powers of concentration.

This all comes after Fauci testified before Congress saying that Covid cases are spiking. A Fox News anchor declared him a traitor “working for Joe Biden,” the Democratic candidate.

All medical personnel will henceforth be required to register as Democrats and wear a star on their clothing in order to be identified by Fox News anchors as traitors.

“It’s in their genes, or something,” declared a spokesperson for Fox. “We have to stamp them out. No more doctors or nurses.”

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